Twilight failure

So Not to long ago i read The Directors notebook of twilight! It was the director's note book when they filmed twilight! It says so many things! 

So i tried this recipe! It was: How to make Jame's skin!! YUCK!

Here is the Directors note book
So i took my string cheese and cooked it to 45 secs in the microwave, Like it said and when i pulled it out it was nothing like James skin! It was hard and disgusting! And crispy! It was a twilight FAILURE!